Posts Tagged ‘porn’

Hi, Hitler.

August 25, 2008

I recently began growing a mustache. No reason really, other than to see what I would look like as a cop, or a seventies porn star.  So without further adue here’s me with a stash.

 Fuck yeah. Evidently God gave me the gift of a semi blond colored beard which contrasts with my hair in a really nice seventies porn star way. My new name is Thomas Woodbluff (Middle name/street where I grew up), purveyor of the Playa Vista porn ring.

I’m also getting a motorcycle and signing up to be a CHIPS officer. I’m gonna grow this thing to stardom.  This mustache could make me the ruler of the earth.

Oh snap, it just did. This is me, ruler of the fascist world giving a speech at a club med convention.

I’m pretty sure Hitler ruined this type of mustache for the history of human kind. It boggles the mind to think that no other person on earth can ever rock this thing again. Except for me motherfuckers, the fascist king of porn.

Brenda!!!! Brenda!!!!! You sleep with me now!!!!

There’s this website

July 31, 2008

Where you can upload one of your favorite personal pictures and have it come back interpreted in porn.  It’s pretty amazing what the human race is capable of when porn stars band together with computer geeks. I mean, it’s a perfect match. Porn stars need the internet, and computer geeks need a way to get their rocks off. I chose a family photo because the juxtaposition just seemed right. If you’d like to make your own just visit adultmosaic.com.