Posts Tagged ‘funny’

In Irvine.

March 9, 2009

Today at lunch we spotted this car.

smart-car

5HOMO20

August 7, 2008

What was the first word that just came to your mind?

Hominid? Homonym? Homosapaian?

No, silly, you just thought of Homo, short for Homosexual. That’s right, but you’re not alone, that’s the word that Brian and I thought of this morning on our way to work, when we saw this Homo driving his Toyota Camry.

This license plate has a lot of implications. If I’d of seen it affixed to a Hummer in 2004 I’d have thought,”Well, that’s a person who’s very secure, or very insecure in their manhood.” If it were placed on a Hummer in 2008, I’d think, “Wow, what a Homo. Gas guzzling a-hole.”If it were however bound to a classic Ferrari, I’d have thought, “Wow, I kind of wish I were a Homo too.” But alas, it was placed on this guy’s Toyota Camry. What a Homo.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

July 6, 2008

With the 4th of July weekend coming to a close I thought it would be fun to increase the unproductivity of America by offering up a fun and simple prank that I pulled a lot at my old job.

Go to work tomorrow and find a co-worker who you’d like to fuck with. That shouldn’t be hard. Now wait until they go to lunch or are away from their computer and have a seat at their desk. Take a screen capture of their desktop (Command, Shift, and the number 4 at the same time for Apple computers, print screen button for PCs) Now, place that screen capture of the desktop into a folder some place deep in their hard drive or in their photos folder etc. Next, take all the files from their desktop and move them into a file on your office’s server, or you can simply move them into some new remote file that you’ve created someplace on their hard drive that only you know where to locate. Title the folder “Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays” or something fucked up like that.

 Now set the screen capture of the desktop (that you took earlier) as their desktop background. This will make everything look exactly as it was, but now none of their desktop will actually be there. (It’s just a photo of what it was)

Wait for the person to return and then watch them have a complete meltdown when they try to click on their destop files with no avail. Watch them reboot their computer countless times. Enjoy them cursing God and the IT department. Hear them bitching out Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and all that is corporate fucking America.

To finish the prank simply walk up to their cube, raise a coffee mug and say, “Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.”

Good times guaranteed. 

Please let me know how it turns out.

Note Bene: This can all be done it about two minutes. Just think about the steps before you sit down.